Wednesday 14 January 2009

14th January 2009

Lip up fatty

Basically im going to keep this short and sweet as theres a lot of things going on in my head that are getting my quite run down at the moment. I think ive hit a quarter life crisis since turning 22 In a way I hope this is true as 88 would be a good age to live to. In the past few weeks I have shaved me head to skin and spent 80 pounds on interior car accessories. I am now skint with a bald head and still having not sold my saxaphone(If anyone wants this please get in touch) am without an eight track to record the beautiful music i am currently writing on my bust up old guitar. I have also started to have dreams that I frequently used to have in my teens about being a rockstar. Although I still wake up to go to work everyday as car park attendent. Although car park attendents can pretend to be rockstars or in the case santa fuckin clause.(Mom if you read this excuse my language)




Sunday 4 January 2009

4th January 2009

A Little Poem Thingy

Basically ive written a lot of songs recently they're mainly pants but i haven't forked out on a any recording equipment to record them anyway and seen as i write constantly at the moment i like showing things to people but i cant post them up as a song because yeah no equipment! Anyway I wrote this of the top of my head in about ten minutes normally quick fire writing doesn't make any sense! but this makes perfectly good sense to me!


Finding time to leave this town
Wasnt hard with a kiss and a frown
I returned to the hell where it all goes down
But the devil had forget my name
So I hung my head in shame

Hands on my cheeks feet in my face
Running downhill but loosing the chase
I guess there was hope if I pleaded my case
But not everyones gonna get picked
So I looked in his eyes till he clicked

He said sorry but your timings late
Everyones been through the gate
I can see youve got your plan on a plate
But if youve got anything you regret
I can soon teach you how to forget

Thursday 1 January 2009

1st January 2009

2:30 Dentist Time!

Well I hope everyone enjoyed Christmas and new year!
New Year was good it consisted of going to some pubs then to a party then back to some pubs then back to a party then to another party where I was given some stew before returning to the other party to see everyone had received free fried chicken needless to say it was rockin!

I am happy to say this year though I ate possibly the best Christmas dinner I have ever eaten in fact I liked it so much I proceed to eat it again. Not in the sick In your mouth kind of way I reheated it at about 11 at night on Christmas day. My mom also decided to buy my dad a wii it he used it on Christmas day and I doubt it will get used again now till next year but anyway the bowling's quite good even if I'm scared he gonna end up putting his fist through the t.v.
Any new years resolutions? mine is to become a travelling folk musician i have some songs written there pretty bad though but I figure by the end of this year i should be good enough to just pack up my guitar and leave. Having aspirations like this at 22 is why I will probably never get married or have kids. But hey I can always buy a dog to celebrate hitting 40. Also another is to stop upsetting random members of the public by accident while in a pub on my birthday what I thought to be quite and attractive young girl turned around to my friend and decided to ask him how much the drink was displayed on the till at i saw it £2.30 and turned to the being the witty little know it all idiot I can be sometimes and blurted out dentist time! as in 2.30 "Tooth-Hurty" the girl then opened to what can only be described as mouth like the Tibet skyline. Anyway she got quite upset by this and I had to slowly explain the joke and calm her down by assuring her that her teeth weren't bad they just were not exactly usual i mean look at Shane Magowan hes a massive success without ever going to the dentist.
I'm trying to get hold of a decent 4 track or something along those line this week so i can post up some songs which Ive written and some lovely covers.
I'm going to stop writing soon as i suddenly got the horrible thought creeping through me that you know when you say at school if you were being to made to do something you would never do it again of your own back well remember those diary's you were asked to write about your holiday when you got back to school well yeah......
Anyway question of the week is what song do you want playing at your funeral?
This a seemingly popular question I seem to be asking to everyone at the moment it may sound an odd one but I feel you can tell a lot about a person by what music they listen to and what song would sum them up more than that. Also I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person that's scared of popping there clogs and getting a shit song played at the funeral.
I began asking this to everyone recently its turning into a bit of a survey although the feedback isnt that great as a lot of people think its some kind of morbid chat up line to which im going to reply "cus your going to feel dead " by the end of tonight.
Sorry if this has been quite badly written im quite hungover and orange juice seems to be giving me heartburn recently. Anyone want to buy a saxaphone ? I have one going good rate, good case etc.

Anway Artist of the week is this guy let me know if you think hes rockin or have his cds or anything else.

Tim Barry